When life gives you lemons, stick ’em in a bikini top and go for a spin. On a stripper pole. No longer do you need to moonlight as a go-go dancer to get the kind of sexy exercise that can only be achieved on nine-feet-two-inches of heavy-duty steel. Introducing the Private Dancer Pole Kit, a [...]
Tune Town
Songs for a New World. It’s not just the name of Christopher Columbus’ mix tape from 1492. It’s also Uptown Players’ latest musical event. Written by Tony Award-winning composer and lyricist Jason Robert Brown, this musical explores those moments in life where we must make a decision on how best to survive emotionally, physically, or [...]
Wiener Teaze
There are three things that sum up summer perfectly. Skimpy bikinis. Big-budget superhero movies. And big, juicy wieners. Yet because we consider ourselves veritable sausage connoisseurs, we’re rather picky about what goes in our mouth. (Says so right there in our craigslist ad.) But just in time for outdoor grilling season, we’ve bit down on [...]
Touched By A Turtle
For more than 30 years (longer than we’ve been alive!), the Turtle Creek Chorale has thrilled audiences worldwide with their sublime voices. Known for wildly entertaining performances that blend humor and overwhelming creativity, the chorale has also been known to move people deeply with the beauty of their music. This Thursday, they’ll be joined by [...]
Kal-El Fornication
Talk about a Power Top. Hollywood has officially crowned a new Superman and he’s quite possibly the hottest, hunkiest, most f!@#able to date. We’ve even devised a plan to become a super-villain. Our name would be Professor Rufus E. Ville, but we’d prefer to be simply called Roofie Man for the sake of Daily Planet [...]
Nipless/Tuckless
Ready for a bum lift, boob job or tummy tuck in about 80 minutes? It’s entirely possible thanks to a series of revolutionary new spa treatments at the Spa at Equinox Highland Park. Incorporating highly sought-after Rodial products from the UK, each treatment is designed to work magic in a short period of time. And [...]
Hey, Jew
Every year we look forward to the slew of summer-read books that come across our desk. Which is far more sophisticated than other things that come across our desk. (And occasionally across our chest.) And we think we’ve discovered one of our favorites of the season. Titled A Short Jew in the Body of a [...]
Popken Culture
Straight men: typically afraid of color. Gay men: rainbow-loving, glitter-spreading, unicorn-riding fashion icons unafraid of the most vibrant hues and avant-garde styles. Sure, both statements are broad stereotypes, but in our experience they’re pretty accurate. But now there’s a new place where men of all stripes can find exceptional clothing that embraces color in all [...]
Turkish Delight
Getting wet is fun. Drying off after a dip in the pool, lake or ocean, not so much. That’s because there are few things more off-putting than using a damp towel that hasn’t dried off yet from your first rub-a-dub-dub of the day. But that’s only if you’re using an old-fashioned terrycloth towel that would [...]
Red Hot Mama
We like things spicy. How else could you explain our nightstand filled with Kenny G CDs, condoms and buffalo wing sauce? But we like to eat fiery foods, too. That’s why there’s smoke coming out of our excited ears over Cita’s Salsa, a small local brand we discovered last weekend at the White Rock Local [...]
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