We used to think our tiny love handles were cute. So much so that we even named them to keep better track of them. But Belly Furtado and Tummy Faye Bakker started to gain weight. Yeah, not so cute anymore. So we went to the gym and feverishly did sit-ups and crunches. Sometimes twice, three [...]
Rainy Days & Divas
It’s hard to imagine many present-day singers performing an outdoor concert in a mild drizzle, let alone a full-on torrential downpour. But that’s exactly what took place back on July 21, 1983, when we were but a glimmer in our father’s eyes. (We were running around the back yard in a suit made of aluminum [...]
Prepare For Battle (With A Straw)
Tomorrow night, you’re invited to take part in a competition so intense you have to drink your way through it. That’s right, it’s the Battle of the Cocktail, an event at Dish Restaurant & Lounge that allows you and other guests to determine their best new cocktail libation. Gay List Daily (that’s us!) and three [...]
Make Your Weenie Disappear
It’s 1:50 a.m. Last call has been proclaimed. And you have ten minutes to close the hookup deal you’ve been working on since 5:00 p.m. You’ve sent him your face pics. Texted back and forth with witty gay banter about pop culture, contemporary fashion and why Bristol Palin is as much a hypocritical, idiotic douche-ette [...]
Johnny Depp Sucks
He’s been a pirate. A boy with scissors for hands. Even a killer barber. But until now, Johnny Depp’s never been a vampire. And we love to see him suck. No doubt you’re aware that his newest film, Dark Shadows, opens today. (There’s been a bit of publicity about it.) But we’ve seen it and [...]
Make Us Blush
Now that Obama has come out in support of gay marriage, it’s time we make a statement of our own that many will find equally shocking/exciting. We wear makeup. And not in a RuPaul kinda way either. No, we’re men to the core. We pee standing up. Shoot polar bears for sport. And just happen [...]
Vibrato Is Not A Sex Toy
It’s time to get fancy, fellas. The Fort Worth Opera Festival begins its 66th season tomorrow. Over the next four weekends, you have the opportunity to catch four singing masterpieces. In Tosca, you’ll get your most traditional opera experience. Big sets. Big chorus. Big sopranos. All with enough lust, deceit and revenge to make you [...]
Food, Fights
Creating a great recipe is all about combining ingredients that compliment one another. So it should come as no surprise that the new cooking competition show, Around the World in 80 Plates, is a delectable treat. Take one part The Amazing Race, one part Top Chef and sprinkle liberally with Survivor and you’ve got the [...]
Your Mom’s A Drunk
Some of our best childhood memories are painting clown faces on our Mom when she was passed out on the sofa following “afternoon coffee” with her neighborhood friends. So we know a thing or two about a tipsy Mommy. And we’re sure we’re not alone. Remind her of the influence she had on your upbringing [...]
Fork, You
Tonight, you’re going to eat and drink like you’re headed to prison tomorrow. (And not the good kind of prison where they have toilet seats.) That’s because you need to be at tonight’s Iron Fork event, presented by Whole Foods and Dallas Observer. Along with celebrity chef Kent Rathbun, who leads the festivities, you’ll get [...]
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