Let’s face it. Gays know therapy. When we first came out our parents shipped us off to an analyst who, lucky for us, was so fey that he definitely put the “Anal” in Analysis.
But now that we’ve grown up our standing weekly appointment is from 5:00 – 8:00 p.m. at Therapy on West 52nd Street (during Happy Hour, of course).
Unfortunately, straddling all those bar stools has really wreaked havoc on the crotch of our favorite pair of perfectly worn-in Diesels. Everybody likes easy access, but that glory hole in our ass may be sending out the wrong message.
But what’s a boy to do in this economy? It’s actually putting us into a Great Depression!
Thanks to Wall Street we’re practically on food stamps, so the idea of buying a new pair of designer jeans with a fashionably correct gay label stamped on the ass is completely out of the question.
We’re here to tell you to save those stamps boys! Cause you’ll need them to send those damaged Diesels away for some much needed Denim Therapy. This is one relief project that really works! It’s like The New Deal for Your Highnesses Holey Hiney.
Just wash the jeans, fill out an online form and ship them off to Denim Therapy. They’ll inform you of the repair cost (approximately $7 per ripped inch), and when you give them thumbs up, therapy begins!
Jean rehabilitation takes less time (2 -3 weeks) than actual rehab, and before you know it those holey Diesels are holy again!
In fact, the process is so miraculous, the next time you wear ‘em we promise you’ll be looking totally cock diesel…
2692 Madison Road, Suite N1-387
Cincinnati, OH 45208
Repairs: approximately $7 per ripped inch
Shipping: approximately $12 each way