Most things we've learned in life have been passed down from Absolutely Fabulous or Karen from Will & Grace.
At the top of our eccentric education includes getting sloshed while upright, and getting sloshed while not (get your minds out of the glitter gutter – we mean drinking cocktails in a moving vehicle!).
While party buses or Hummer-limos are good for servicing an entire frat on their way to the strip club, they really don't match our outfits or fill a need to compensate for something we don't need compensating for (according to our AOL profiles).
And though drinking on a booze cruise in Marina Del Rey fits the fabulous bill, there's nothing that makes us sicker to our stomachs than waves and cocktails (well, like David Guest suffering from night sweats as he recalls Liza's hot pocket, there are a few other things that might make us sicker…).
Worry no more, ravishing revelers, we finally have a way to drink and drive while dapper: Booze Croozers!
Like a taxi with a bar, Booze Croozers is a new pay-by-the-mile (rather than the hour) limo service that comes stocked with an all you can drink bar! It's our wet dream car!
As long as you're within 25 miles of downtown and give at least 45 minutes of notice, Booze Croozers can pick you and no more than five fairy friends up in a sleek Cadillac DeVille or Lincoln Town Car. Once inside the luxury limo, a bar stocked with whiskey, vodka, rum, water, cola and diet cola turns the mobile party into a hot homobile party!
Sure, it might be just as pricey as driving to WeHo or Silver Lake for a bar crawl, but at least with Booze Croozers, the only cops you risk seeing at the end of your night will be the ones who are off-duty.
$19.99 first 1/10th of a mile
$0.99 each additional 1/10th of a mile