You’re a bona fide star. This we know. You’re multi-talented, only read the hippest periodicals (*cough: Gay List Daily) and you’re always camera-ready. But the paparazzi aren’t following you much these days, regardless of how many times you inform TMZ of your lunch reservation at The Ivy or with whom you’ll be dining at Indochine.
Papz problem solved, darlings – the unique personal paparazzi for-hire service known as Methodizaz will help you spread your papz smear on all over town!
First and foremost accomplished photographers, think of Methodizaz as a mobile Glamour Shots – minus the amazing diffused glow, gravity-defying LA Looks-sprayed bangs and kitschy backdrops.
Instead, Methodizaz will capture you when you least expect it in your natural daily environment, whether leaving Starbucks on your way to work, or, like us, leaving the spa (or the alley behind it if it’s still a few days until payday).
Once hired, the unconventional photographers will inquire where you plan to be seen over the next few days then sleuth you out and shoot fabulous candid – but professional – shots depicting you in all your glory. A few weeks later you’ll have a finished product unlike any photo or artistic rendition of your handsome mug that’s already on display in your foyer.
Sure, we like to tell our first dates that we have plenty of stalkers (it makes for a great first impression!), but after hiring Methodizaz, for once, a portion of our reputations is actually true.
How we wrote that with a straight gay face is beyond us…
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