Was anybody really clamoring for a fourth Mission Impossible movie starring Tom Cruise? Probably not, but we’re going on record to say that the sequel is one of the most entertaining, action-packed films of the year. Not bad for a film that was barely on our radar.
In fact, we enjoyed it so much that rather than a full review, we’re doing the movie studio a huge favor by getting them ready-to-publish quotes for TV commercials, the DVD release or really, anywhere they want to use them.
“A rollercoaster ride so exhilarating, it’s like the 16-year-old at the controls forgot to put down the safety latch, tossing you from your seat on the second loop and right into the Tilt-A-Whirl!” – Gay List Daily
“Hail, Xenu! Tom Cruise is back!” – Gay List Daily
“Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to forget all logic and ride shotgun on the thrill ride of a lifetime!” – Gay List Daily
“Exclamation Point!!!!!” – Gay List Daily
“In a world where there are mega-villains set on destroying the world via nuclear attacks, it’s nice to know that there’s an iPad app to stop them!” – Gay List Daily
“Twenty years from now, when we’re as old as Tom Cruise, we hope to have a body as ripped as his. 49 never looked so hot! Goggles on the other hand, never looked so lame!” – Gay List Daily
“Finally, the Middle East is fun again. The Sex and the City 2 curse has been broken!” – Gay List Daily
“One of the best catfights in cinema history. And Tom Cruise wasn’t even part of it!” – Gay List Daily
“132 minutes of Kardashian-free entertainment!” – Gay List Daily
“Murder. Terrorism. Nuclear War. Happy Holidays from Paramount Pictures!” – Gay List Daily
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Opens today in theaters everywhere
(See it in IMAX!!!)