We hate to be the harbingers of bad news, but swimsuit season is just around the corner. And if you’re in Texas, California, Florida or any of the other already-hot-as-heck states, it starts, like, tomorrow.
Time to stop eating food and start that Vodka Cleanse that was just featured on Dr. Oz. Or written on a bathroom wall, can’t remember.
Then hit the gym and perform no fewer than 600 crunches per day.
And whenever you’re in the presence of other people, suck in. Always.
It’s a start.
But in the meantime, we’ve got a solution to your personal battle of the bulge. It’s the V Neck Compression Shirt from Leonisa, makers of our Underwear of the Month pick for March.
Unlike other compression shirts, this one still allows you to breathe like a human, move like an interpretive dancer, and pull it over your head without a team of wardrobe assistants.
It controls the abdomen, firms the chest and helps you walk with posture that would make your chiropractor squeal with delight. Made of 80% cotton, it’s soft to the touch and comfortable enough for everyday use.
But at some point, it’s gotta come off. Whether you show off a six-pack or a pony keg this summer, that’s entirely up to you. Not another man girdle.
Leonisa V Neck Compression Shirt
$35, Black or White
www.leonisa.com
