It’s 1:50 a.m. Last call has been proclaimed. And you have ten minutes to close the hookup deal you’ve been working on since 5:00 p.m.
You’ve sent him your face pics. Texted back and forth with witty gay banter about pop culture, contemporary fashion and why Bristol Palin is as much a hypocritical, idiotic douche-ette as her grizzly mom.
But now, it’s the moment of truth: He’s asked you for a naked picture.
You’ve got nothing to be ashamed of. Except you’re a ___________. (Fill in the blank with a sensitive occupation like Kindergarten Teacher; U.S. Senator or Catholic Priest.) Your career could end if these pictures end up in the wrong hands.
But you’re horny. Really, really horny.
It’s OK, there’s a new app that will get your goodies to the guy, but keep them from ever ending up on TMZ.
It’s called Snapchat, a free iPhone app available now.
Find your hookup-in-waiting via Facebook or simply ask him to download Snapchat. You can now exchange pictures without worry.
First, get to a corner of the bar with good lighting. Drop trou. Fluff. Snap. Off goes your nekkid pic for his approval.
What’s different is how long this photo lasts. One second, 10 seconds, or somewhere in between. After your designated duration, poof, it’s gone forever. And if he tries to be sneaky and do a screen capture, you’ll be alerted immediately.
Finally, a way to sext without the consequences.
Unless, of course, you’ve been chatting with your boss this whole time.
Snapchat
Free
www.snapchat.me
