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Avoid One Deadly Sin

We’re extremely religious. How else could you explain our hot pink Mary, Mother of Jesus pepper grinder? Our nun bottle opener collection? Or our Holy Water flask?

So it should come as no surprise that the Seven Deadly Sins scare the hell out of us. Therefore, we always try to avoid them.

You know the ones – wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy and gluten.

Thankfully, there’s a new gluten-free bakery opening today in West Village, so cross #7 off the list.

It’s called Tu-Lu’s Gluten-Free Bakery. There’s a New York City location, one in Preston Center and now this brand-new, sweet-smelling baby.

Featuring the most delicious muffins, cookies and cupcakes, you’ll never miss an ounce of gluten. They even have Panini sandwiches and quiche if you’re hankerin’ for something savory.

Best of all, you don’t have to worry about committing any sins by eating here. Or breaking any commandments, either.

Thankfully those tablets say nothing about coveting our neighbor’s husband.

Because the wives do nothing for us.

Tu-Lu’s Gluten-Free Bakery
Grand Opening Today – West Village Location
3699 McKinney Ave.
 (near Banana Republic and The Gap), Dallas

(214) 780-0188
www.tu-lusbakery.com

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