Dallas 04.30.2009

Pole Positions

Shake your money-makers, fellas

For years, we’ve maintained the notion that gay men and female strippers are kindred spirits. Think about it…

Strippers love fast money. WE love fast money!

Strippers want bigger chests. WE want bigger chests!

Strippers get portrayed by Demi Moore in movies. WE want to be portrayed by Demi Moore in movies!

It’s almost creepy, right?

But the one thing we’ve never been able to achieve is the way they can work a pole. Climbing it, humping it, spinning in circles around it. When our vertigo settles down, we’re simply amazed.

Well now, for one night only men can learn the ins, outs, ups and downs of pole dancing at The Girls Room dance and fitness studio. This rare, men-only invitation is like us getting an inside peak inside the inner workings of female-exclusive operations like Curves, Olivia Cruises or the Richard Simmons Fan Club.

For just $25 (with all proceeds benefiting DIFFA), you can participate in the action or just sit back and watch like a perv. Oh, who are we kidding. We’re going to be sitting there watching with our sweaty one-dollar bills like everyone else.

$25 to watch or play
Tonight, 5:30 - 8:00 p.m.
The Girls Room
1921½ Greenville Avenue, Suite B, Dallas
(214) 735-3233 for space reservations
www.thegirlsroom.us

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