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usa-02_22_12

Lent Trap

Well, Fat Tuesday’s officially over. And today, millions of people around the world are giving up something near and dear to them for the 40-day observation of Lent. Us? We observe Lent Lite™: giving up something difficult every day for a 24-hour period. Coming up with 40 vices is a lot of work, but we [...]

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usa-02_21_12

Standing Tall, Standing Proud

We always say, everything’s better with bacon. And ranch dressing. But when it comes to bullying, time and patience are the all-powerful ingredients. That’s one of the main messages of encouragement that launched the whole “It Gets Better” campaign, founded by Dan Savage and his partner, Terry Miller (above), designed to keep young people from [...]

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Del Rey of Light

Del Rey of Light

What is it about a cold, rainy night that makes us want to light a few candles, throw on our Wonder Woman Snuggie, and curl up on the bearskin rug in front of a fire? Throw in a little lightning, thunder and a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc and we’re in a delighted state of self-induced [...]

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usa-02_17_12

All Fired Up

It’s been years since we last cared anything about The Apprentice franchise, but leave it to Donald Trump’s team to assemble a cast that’s going to infuse the aging show with some much-needed bizarreness with its biggest star cast to date. Where else but our worst nightmares would Arsenio Hall, Cheryl Tiegs, Dee Snider, Lou [...]

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usa-02_16_12

Nail Some Men

There’s a new product on the market that we find utterly hilarious, but mostly because of its marketing. It’s nail polish for men that, according to their campaign, will help you score chicks, man. That’s how Alpha Nail is pitching this product to dudely dudes everywhere. (Even celebrities like fighter Roger Huerta, above.) Sure, we [...]

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Performing Which Craft?

Performing Which Craft?

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Similarly, give a gay a handmade decorative box and he’ll fill it with treasures. Teach a gay to use a glue gun and get ready for a lifetime of bedazzling. Somewhere [...]

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usa-02_14_12

Sin, Full

Repenting is for quitters. We’re firm believers of anything and everything in moderation. Especially the seven deadly sins, which we simply refer to as “seven fun things to do on a Tuesday.” After all… Without gluttony, Golden Corral would be out of business. Without lust, Grindr would simply be something we put our coffee beans [...]

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usa-02_13_12

Power To The People

For years now, our messenger bag has done nothing more than sit there like some unmotivated piece of nylon held together by a strap and a fancy designer label. Sure, it’s capable of holding our laptop, an emergency tambourine and six pairs of clean underwear in case we have to flee a scene quickly, but [...]

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usa-02_10_12

Down Underwear

Down underwear. Bet you thought we were going to show you some scratchy goose-feather g-string, huh? No chance of that, mates. We’re talking down underwear. More specifically, the majestic sexiness of the new line of underwear from 2wink Australia. Named “Walkabout,” this line of briefs and trunks features a footprint graphic on the waistband, which [...]

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usa-02_09_12

Cup of Dreams

It took us years to like coffee. We were already waking up with something bitter every morning, why drink it, too? But soon we learned that there’s a huge difference between coffee and good coffee. Suddenly, everything changed. Show us a French press and we get a little excited in our naughty place. Brew a [...]

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