Lying can be a good thing. Honey, those jeans don’t make your butt look saggy. Nah, no one saw you fall down those stairs. I’ll call you tomorrow. Why, of course you’re young enough for that Abercrombie polo. It’s not you—it’s me. Our favorite? I made all the hors d’ouevres myself. Lies, lies, lies! For [...]
Stick It To Ya
All the scrubbing, smoothing, stretching, poking, scraping, blotting and application of a dozen creams every morning and night can't be good for your face. And then there's your facial regimen. Nathan Benditzson is determined to shave a few minutes off your morning-would routine. Benditzson founded N8B to provide folks with eco-friendly beauty products for the [...]
Just A-Wastin’ Time
The only entertaining part about working nine-to-five is Dolly Parton. Since Solitaire and Mineweeper don’t cut it anymore, when bossman’s away or those TPS reports just aren’t stimulating enough, check out these three free sites to help waste away your desk job doldrums. What a way to make a livin’. What’s the Word, Yo? Urban [...]
Lez Be Thin
While Bravo’s busy cooking up new career-turned-reality show concepts (hello, America’s Top Garbage Man), they’re also making sure to squeeze every last drop of revenue out of their existing gems too. And where better to start than with Jackie Warner, the lesbian heartthrob from Workout who has become a major girl crush among the married-woman [...]
Table For Fun
Many of us ‘mos have, at one point in time, been whores to the service industry. We’ve folded too many jeans at the Gap, sold too many Junior Mints to film-going fatties, and heard dunce diners engage in the great debate of soup versus salad. Gays may love giving good service, but we can take [...]
Ripped Fabric
Well, it’s taken less than a year, but we’re about to get more stereotypically gay than ever before (as if that’s possible, you ask). No, we’re not giving flower arranging tips or how-to’s on the latest hair trends. We’re about to recommend our favorite fabric. Now, we know less than 78.2% of our readership actually [...]
Faux Paw
You have a problem. Lying to your loved ones about where you’ve been. Stealing from anyone who will give you cold hard cash. And those Jackie O shades you wear while power walking down the street? Ain’t fooling anyone. Admit it: you dress up your dog. And you love it. Let Funny Fur fuel your [...]
Morning ‘Do
Rise and shine, you pretty, pretty princess. The early bird gets the perm, and before you shower down that scary bed head, we’ve got a serious question for you and your sad cheveux. Why, oh why, are you using that schlocky locker-room shampoo-conditioner combo? Ditch the generic suds and soap, queens. Give your hair the [...]
Pleasure Trip
Let’s see a show of hands: who hates air travel? We agree, ducklings. We really, really do. The tediously long lines, the outrageous checked baggage charges, the danky stench of plebs without their shoes on — sheesh, we need a vacation just to relax from the stress of the airport. Fortunately, TSA rules mean that [...]
Between The Covers
As we all pack our bags for the final flings of summer this weekend, it’s probably a good idea to pack a book to pass the time at the airport, on the plane or in the car. (Unless, of course, you’re the one driving!) We’ve been sent quite a few books over the summer and [...]
