Los Angeles 02.03.2009

De-Gorgeous, De-Lovely, De-Cluttered

Organizer, organizer, you’re an organizer, baby

Usually, when we invite strangers into our apartment, it’s to make a mess, not to tidy one.

But to uncover the apparatus used in such encounters out from under a year’s worth of receipt debris, we need help.

Help because, if a fire were to attack, the only items these flamers would be able to find are the martini shaker and economy-sized bottle of lube.

That’s where dClutterfly comes in, literally, to make sense of our space.

The L.A.-based company will tackle even the most chaotically cluttered of corners, helping clients edit their mayhem into neat, efficient areas of living. They even helped us systemize our office, making our work days as smooth as a shaved twink before White Party.

The one-on-one consultant’s kind and useful assessment of our living space and our needs impressed us so much that we begged them to begin tackling the emotional clutter that is our family life.

With a nervous laugh and quick eyeing of the exits, the friendly dClutterfly rep reminded us they were not licensed therapists and turned our attention to the pile of useless crap that kept us from getting anything done.

We’d just shove the crap in the closet, but the consultant suggested removing our leftovers from the closet, and into Out of the Closet – the thrift store chain headed by the AIDS Healthcare Foundation. They even took care of the donation for us.

One gay’s trash is another gay’s treasure is not just a motto reserved for the 2:00 a.m. sidewalk sale on Santa Monica Boulevard.

dClutterfly offers a free assessment
Rates for services vary
(213) 448-4778
www.dclutterfly.com

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