National 06.30.2009

Get Stoned & Travel Anywhere In The World

Software so good, even Madonna could pick up a believable accent

You’ve seen the commercials. You’ve walked passed the kiosks at the airport. And you’ve heard the annoying woman next to you on the plane repeating over and over in Spanish something about riding a donkey to the library and ordering chimichangas.

Well, if you yourself had started using Rosetta Stone before boarding that flight, you’d understand the mysterious words coming out of her mouth. Think of the fun the two of you would have ordering drinks from the flight attendant in your newly adopted tongue.

“¡Yo quiero un Señor Pibb con vodka, por favor!”

But we know you too well. Learning a new language sounds about as exciting as, well, riding a donkey to the library to order a chimichanga. Just as the ads promise, though, this software is truly amazing. Devote just a short time each day and you’ll be well on your way to speaking like a native, whether you’re headed to England, Ireland or Canada.

Want a bigger challenge? Then grab Spanish, French, or Tagalog (that’s the exotic Filipino language that always makes us crave Girl Scout Cookies).

The lessons are fun and you go at your own pace, but most of all the results are quick and amazing. So before you plan your next international vacation (or cab ride across town), you better pick up the Rosetta Stone software that best suits your needs. It’s all that stands between you and the phone number for that hot Greek guy sitting across from you in the Turkish baths.

Now who’s bilingually curious?

www.rosettastone.com/nyc
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