National 08.14.2008

Give Us An “F!” Give Us An “A!” Give Us A “Bulous!”

What does it spell?

It’s time for us gay boys to once and for all take back the word that taunted us in every locker room, on every playground and in every Southern Baptist tent revival: FAG.

If only we’d know at the time that it was actually an acronym, we would’ve embraced it and skipped away merrily from our oppressors.

As it turns out, at least according to one of our favorite product lines, F-A-G, it actually stands for Fabulous and Gay. This line only has two products in it, yet still manages an uncanny amount of diversity among its flagship duo.

One is a shave cream (for humans) and the other a shampoo (for pets). Just be careful not to get the two products mixed up or you could end up mistakenly shaving your pussy and shampooing your own hair, which could lead to peeing on fire hydrants.

Despite the great name (these look great in your medicine cabinet, BTW), we love the mantra on the side of each bottle even more: “You’re F-A-G, You’re F-A-G, You’re Fabulous and Gay!” (They recommend repeating 3 times for optimal effect).

The shaving cream is silky and wonderfully fragrant with notes of bay laurel, spearmint and lemongrass. It feels luxurious on the skin and makes for a very close shave (anywhere).

The pet shampoo, on the other paw, will leave your four-legged darlings smelling fresh as a flower and fluffy as a French soufflé.

Each product uses only natural fragrances and the products are never tested on animals, so no reason to fear the actions of that other all-powerful acronym: PETA.

Phew!

Shave Cream: $20
Pet Shampoo: $10
www.fabulousandgay.com

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