National 09.05.2008

Just A-Wastin’ Time

Three sure-fire ways to get written up at work, if caught

The only entertaining part about working nine-to-five is Dolly Parton. Since Solitaire and Mineweeper don’t cut it anymore, when bossman’s away or those TPS reports just aren’t stimulating enough, check out these three free sites to help waste away your desk job doldrums.

What a way to make a livin’.

What’s the Word, Yo?
Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary offers oodles for shirtlifter smarties wanting to update their every day lingo with what those whippersnappers are saying. Learn the merits of inquisolutions, the dangers of curb stomping, and the stealth art of crop dusting. If your assbag manager catches you multi-slacking off? Look up “we need to talk.”

www.urbandictionary.com

Number Cruncher
Killer Sudoku Online
Sudoku junkies looking for your next fix should check out Killer Sudoku. The math geniuses at KSO have designed maddening puzzles by multiplying elementary school arithmetic with the classic game made popular by the Japanese. Daily and weekly puzzles vary in difficulty and will test your math prowess. Be careful: Killer Sudoku will surely subtract hours from your life, so lowest common denominators need not apply.

www.killersudokuonline.com

Viewing Pleasure
ABC’s Full Episode Player
Since we’re fun and fabulous, why be stuck at home playing couch potato when we can watch all of our stories the next day in the office? ABC’s Full Episode Player features a broad slate of programming, so you’ll never miss hot shows like Brothers & Sisters, Desperate Housewives and Ugly Betty. Make this a morning diversion, lest you risk the spoilers of coworkers dishing about last night’s eps.

abc.go.com/player

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