National 07.29.2008

Leave A Message After The Beep

Sneaky new service allows stealth voicemails

Oh, honey, we’ve all been there. You meet the man of your dreams at the bar. He appears funny, well-dressed, sexy in those forgiving dim lights. So you give him your number…

…and then those 2:00 a.m. lights come on.

His khakis are high-waisted and pleated, his eyes cross when he tells a joke, and atop that muscled bod is a Picassoed mug good only for rock climbing. Sigh, no matter how many weights a boy lifts, he can never work out the face.

Cut to three weeks later. Craggle Rock calls almost daily, and you just don’t have the heart to break it off. What’s a boy to do?

Um, SlyDial him, duh. SlyDial is this wicked, free new way to avoid all sorts of responsibility and accountability. Sign us up!

Basically, SlyDial allows you to skip any dreadful, tedious, or taxing phone conversations by jumping straight to the target’s voicemail. You dial (267)-SLYDIAL from any phone and then dial the cell number of the person you’re trying to steer clear of. After listening to a couple ads, you’ll connect directly to their voicemail. Let her rip.

We can’t even begin to count the ways SlyDial could be evilly helpful. Dump boys, play hooky from work, cancel on a girlfriend, ditch a family reunion, hide from Grandma, evade snarky clients, apologize for being an admitted douche…the possibilities are endless!

SlyDial. It’s everywhere you’d rather not be.

For lessons on courage, visit:
www.slydial.com

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