National 07.17.2008

Put A Cock In Your Mouth (Or 32 If You’re Feelin’ Crazy)

Now get your mind out of the gutter and gargle

At Gay List Daily, we see a lot of crazy products come across our desks. Believe us, we spare you the truly disgusting, morally questionable and downright illegal. But every once in a while, there’s something so bizarre that we just have to share.

Sink your choppers into these, kids: tooth tattoos. Yes, next time you lose a pearly white to the Cavity Creeps or an alley fight with a drag queen, consider replacing it with a crown that makes an artistic statement, such as the beautiful rooster referenced in today’s headline and accompanying photo.

Tooth tattoos are normally placed on molars, but since crowns can be easily removed by your favorite neighborhood dentist, we advise tatting your front teeth instead.

Imagine the possibilities. For election day, sport a Barack Incisor and McCain Bicuspid to duke it out for Commander in Teeth, between big bites of bean burrito.

In support of Amy Winehouse’s right to self-destruct (and your love of irony) add her mug to one of your teeth for each one she loses to meth.

Or open wide and make sure there’s no question of your sexual preference with ink of the Golden Girls on top and the cast of Designing Women on the bottom.

Chomp!

$75 to $500, plus price of crown
Prescription Required
Free estimates available via web site
www.toothartist.com