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New York 06.24.2010

Tardy For The Party

MTA now offers official late slips

We may like to sleep in, but it's not because we need our beauty sleep, despite what some bitches might have told you. A little Vaseline under our eyes in the morning and we’re back to looking like the handsome twanks (past tense of twink) we are.

However, now that the MTA provides late notes straight directly from its website, we might need to find other excuses for stumbling in (likely still tipsy from the night before) a half hour late for work.

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