New York 01.07.2010

Boys R Us

Chelsea Piers gets us serious about fitness

We’ve all done it – packed our little Izod murses chock full of workout gloves, a spare change of super tight undies and concealer, and we set out like Little Red Riding Hooker to the gym. We showed up looking all cute – perfectly spiked hair and fully moisturized with Kiehl’s.

And, boy did we work that gym floor!

But, now we realize we’ve reached a plateau in our fitness routine. Our arms aren’t growing any bigger; our asses aren’t getting any tighter – just about the only body part getting a workout is our neck, which practically snaps in half each time a hot man walks by with that follow-me-to-the-shower glare.

Thankfully, we’ve been rescued.

A recent visit to The Sports Center at Chelsea Piers revealed some massive renovations sure to please the aspiring hard-bodied boy in us all. Here, we can get our groove on at a fully-equipped, state-of-the-art health club, complete with 6-lane, 25-yard pool that lends a new meaning to “swimmers build” in our Manhunt profiles; personal training from over 50 of New York’s hottest certified personal trainers; an 8-week intense boot camp; professional triathlon training and even a spa that can help us look the age we may or may not have doctored up in our online bios.

The Center is like a giant toy store for men who are serious about their fitness.

The Sports Center also offers over 100 group exercise classes each week, a 10,000 sq. ft. rock climbing wall, a boxing ring and multiple courts for games all things “ball.”

The Sports Center at Chelsea Piers truly is a full sports complex designed to whip our asses into shape – just what we need after eating rum balls at all the holiday parties on our very busy social calendars.

The Sports Center at Chelsea Piers
Full Access membership: Join in January, get February free
Weekend memberships also available
Pier 60, Chelsea Piers
(19th Street & Hudson River Park)
(212) 336-6000
www.chelseapiers.com/sc

Non-Member Programs Available:
The Beast Boot Camp
$540/18 sessions & $40/one weekend day
www.chelseapiers.com/sc/boot-camp.htm

Triathlon Training Camps - January 16 & 17
$195 for a half-day camp
http://www.chelseapiers.com/sc/triathlonAddInfo.html#halfdaycamp

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