New York 03.23.2009

Good Golly, Miss Dolly

9 to 5 previews begin April 7

We’ve always been fascinated with Dolly Parton’s gigantic breasts. What’s with that? Could it be that her cleavage reminds us of ass?

Perhaps we’re just stricken with her? She’s like a real live drag queen – our own big-haired, big-nailed, pouty-lipped Caribou Barbie. So much sweeter than that heinous Caribou Barbie – and our dear Dolly doesn’t shoot wolves – she shoots bosses!

That’s what we love about the film 9 to 5. All the girls team up and they’re after revenge. You go, girls! Friendship and revenge, what a way to make a living!

Speaking of friends, Dolly’s always been a big friend to the gay and even more so now that she’s written a musical. On Broadway, 9 to 5 stars Allison Janney, Stephanie J. Block and Megan Hilty as Doralee Rhodes – the role that put Dolly on the map!

This show includes Dolly’s landmark tit, er, hit “9 to 5”, plus a rack of all new surefire stunners.

Stumble out of bed, pour yourself a cup of ambition and hit the box office Monday thru Friday! Open 10 to 8!

Tickets: $57 - $67 using discount code: 01JDM
“9 to 5, The Musical”
Previews begin Tuesday, April 7
Opening night Thursday, April 30
Marriot Marquis Theatre
1535 Broadway, New York
(212) 382-0100
Ticketmaster: 1-800-982-2787
www.9to5themusical.com

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