New York 08.20.2008

Hey Bright Eyes

Come to the dark side with Blublockers

Have you heard about Crocs? They now come in heels. The mere image of a heeled croc gives us a mixed shiver of horror and desire. Inexplicably, Crocs are in style. And they’ll be back in style fall of 2045. Fashion is cyclical, which is exactly why it makes us dizzy.

Remember Grandpa’s Blublocker sunglasses? He wore them year-round after that nasty cataract surgery? You know the ones. They were once the bestselling sunglasses As Seen On TV.

And, girl, they look shockingly like this season’s line of oversized Christian Dior!

For a teensy weensy portion of the price, you can be retroactively fashion forward.

Slide on a pair of Blublocker Starshields and look as good as an East Hamptons poseur. Better, actually, because these sunglasses do more!

It just keeps getting better. Blublocker Starshields fit right over prescription glasses! That’s right.

Already got 4 eyes? Try on 6! Only with Blublocker Starshields can you protect all angles of those impaired peepers from the prying rays of the summer sun.

Like Crocs with a heel, this crazy fashion ferris wheel keeps us on our toes.

$15 plus shipping
Online at www.tvproducts4less.com

Share This                           

New York RSS Feed   |     Become A Facebook Fan!