New York 08.27.2008

We’re Here To Plump You Up

Start with the kisser, kids!

For obvious reasons, "plump" is one word we've avoided our entire lives. Just listen to the sound of it: puh-luh-mp. Forget the ugly way it rolls off the tongue, forget its unfortunate etymology, and get this: plump is the secret to staying young.

Put frankly, plump is the new pull.

While the rest of the nation has simply got to slim down, queens and superstars (there's a difference?) dare to plump.

You've seen Madonna and her new, new face, right? It's not all airbrushing! Follow her lead with the C-Lipoic Lip Enhancer, which activates collagen in the lips. Feel those lips tingle and swell.

In addition to that marvelous sensation, this magic wand stimulates new cell growth for rosy healthy lips.

It also tastes great, provides a light sheen, and conditions. The secret ingredient here is Palmitoyl Oligopeptide, which is not (as we first thought) a species of dinosaur.

Palmitoyl Oligopeptide moisturizes and increases volume. And what self-aggrandizing gay doesn't appreciate a heaping dose of that in their pants, excuse us, purse?

Time to get beestung where it counts, minus the stinger. With a lip plumper it's no pain, just gain.

$48
DermaQuest Skin Therapy
C-Lipoic Lip Enhancer
www.skincarerx.com

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