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Here’s The Scoop

We scream. You scream. Usually it’s in the bedroom. But sometimes, we scream for ice cream, too. (Also in the bedroom, oddly enough.) Of course, we’re picky little prisses so we can’t just dish up frozen deliciousness with any old scoop. No, we need something sophisticated and chic, yet still budget friendly. (Admittedly our Tiffany, [...]

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Pole Position

When life gives you lemons, stick ’em in a bikini top and go for a spin. On a stripper pole. No longer do you need to moonlight as a go-go dancer to get the kind of sexy exercise that can only be achieved on nine-feet-two-inches of heavy-duty steel. Introducing the Private Dancer Pole Kit, a [...]

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Hey, Jew

Every year we look forward to the slew of summer-read books that come across our desk. Which is far more sophisticated than other things that come across our desk. (And occasionally across our chest.) And we think we’ve discovered one of our favorites of the season. Titled A Short Jew in the Body of a [...]

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Popken Culture

Straight men: typically afraid of color. Gay men: rainbow-loving, glitter-spreading, unicorn-riding fashion icons unafraid of the most vibrant hues and avant-garde styles. Sure, both statements are broad stereotypes, but in our experience they’re pretty accurate. But now there’s a new place where men of all stripes can find exceptional clothing that embraces color in all [...]

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Turkish Delight

Getting wet is fun. Drying off after a dip in the pool, lake or ocean, not so much. That’s because there are few things more off-putting than using a damp towel that hasn’t dried off yet from your first rub-a-dub-dub of the day. But that’s only if you’re using an old-fashioned terrycloth towel that would [...]

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Red Hot Mama

We like things spicy. How else could you explain our nightstand filled with Kenny G CDs, condoms and buffalo wing sauce? But we like to eat fiery foods, too. That’s why there’s smoke coming out of our excited ears over Cita’s Salsa, a small local brand we discovered last weekend at the White Rock Local [...]

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Balls Dropped

For years we’ve struggled to obtain abs of steel, buns of steel and pecs of steel. Unfortunately, our favorite extracurricular activity only yielded wrists of steel. Never in our wildest dreams, however, did we ever consider balls of steel. But mostly because our mind is always in the gutter. So here we are, presenting you [...]

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Tee Time

As you are fully aware, June is the time we all gather as a community to celebrate man lying with man, woman lying with woman and a common love for sing-alongs. And roasting marshmallows. Yep, June is National Camping Month. Woot! And what a perfect opportunity to wear our new Gay Pride shirts from Target. [...]

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Ready, Wet, Glow!

The secret to a great, even tan: exfoliation. The secret to total relaxation: a Vichy shower massage. Introducing the Glow Massage, a delightful combination of the two. At Hiatus Spa + Retreat, this 70-minute service is the ideal start to a summer in the sun. It all begins with a gentle, yet thorough, exfoliation. Afterward, [...]

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A Chilly Reception

Lukewarm chardonnay. Hot beer. Scalding tequila. Can you think of three more unpleasant things? That’s why we’ve declared this the Summer of Chill It Bags from Bella Vita. Featuring several bold colors, each bag is designed with a special freezing agent inside that keeps all your boozy business cool as a cucumber martini. Simply store [...]

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